The very latest in breaking news from a year and a half ago:

Armed ex-soldier allegedly storms animal shelter to get cat back

An Australian former soldier broke in to an animal shelter to get his emotional support cat back. The cat had apparently been lost and someone found it and took it to the shelter, and the dude wanted his kitty. I get that. I can even get behind the idea of a soldier with PTSD being so enthusiastic about it that he breaks in after hours. But he brought a fake firearm with him and full tactical gear and ended up holding a woman hostage… and in the end, he didn’t leave with his cat. Not cool. He was sentenced to six years in prison for this.