There was a time when I would have been excited about this

That time was before beloved franchises like Star Trek and Star Wars and Lord of the Rings were converted into garbage message mechanisms for garbage ideologies. Now… anything that *might* be good is now viewed initially with skepticism, and more often than not finally with contempt.

 

So will “Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny” be any good? I have no reason for optimism. There are rumors that the plot involves time travel, and that the end of the movie has Harrison Ford’s Indy being erased from the timeline and replaced with Phoebe Waller Bridge as a female Indy. “The REAL Indy was a woman, all along!” This could be utterly wrong… but things have gotten so predictably bad that I won’t discount the distinct possibility.

 

2 responses to “There was a time when I would have been excited about this”

  1. Herp McDerp Avatar
    Herp McDerp

    The Critical Drinker thinks it’s true:
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8395JgNJ0sg

    Kathleen Kennedy strikes again!

  2. Whitey Bulger Avatar
    Whitey Bulger

    It’s true! K.K. is going to rewrite history and put in a “bestest, Evar” girl to replace Indy. Go to YT and look up “Dicktor Van Doomcock”. He has connections in the film industry and has been providing scoop after scoop on what is happening with pop culture.