I believe the word is “chutzpah”

Gotta admire the hustle:

Discounted from $685 all the way down to $378! You’d be crazy *not* to buy one!!!

Honestly, I’m jealous. Why can’t *I* ever think of things like this to extract vast sums from people with more money than sense??? Granted, it looks like this thing is actual metal, and designed to be removable and only *look* like a zip tie. But a silver-painted plastic zip tie has got to be sellable for, what, at least a couple dozen bucks, right?

One response to “I believe the word is “chutzpah””

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    David Mauerskiy

    If someone buys this, then someone will buy your novels.
    DM