Shoplifting 101

“Locked doors” are important things to be aware of if you are planning on stealing… both when to avoid them and when to embrace them. But if you’re a shoplifter, chances are you’re not too bright, and simple observations and basic planning for the future are likely outside of your skillset. Witness these oxygen thieves in action:

 

https://twitter.com/Texas_Made956/status/1594459852780232706

This example of societal decay brought to you by the letter D.

3 responses to “Shoplifting 101”

  1. Herp McDerp Avatar
    Herp McDerp

    You left out “attention to detail” and “basic morality.”

  2. warhorse Avatar
    warhorse

    I have to wonder if they stole that SUV as well….

    1. scottlowther Avatar
      scottlowther

      It’s a bit unclear, but those don;t look like proper license plates. Perhaps dealer plates or some sort of temporary plates. Could mean it was boosted from a lot (or even on a “test drive”), or they’re just fake paper plates printed out and stuck in place.