The barn door has closed

Now that the Chinese “spy balloon” has crossed the entire United States, the Air Force *finally* got the order from Biden to shoot the thing down. Looks like a fighter launched a missile… a missile that doubtless cost way more than the balloon. Happened over Myrtle Beach, South Carolina… you know, the far side of the country from where it entered.

 

 

 

 

6 responses to “The barn door has closed”

  1. Herp McDerp Avatar
    Herp McDerp

    Shot down only when it would be difficult or impossible to recover the payload.

  2. Jeff Wright Avatar
    Jeff Wright

    Just in case it had a bioweapon that might thaw out—hit it over water…Andromeda Strain style.

    The missile tore just along the bottom of the balloon. Perfect.

    Some balloons can be quite resistant.

    https://www.nssl.noaa.gov/projects/telex/videos.html

    The “Battle of Los Angeles” resulted from one of these things…with spent ack-ack everywhere.

    Higher up…tears don’t always vent fast.

  3. Robunos20 Avatar
    Robunos20

    Crazy conspiracy theory #623. It wasn’t gathering intel on missile sites, nor was it a ‘meteorological balloon’, but instead was waiting to be shot down, listening to the Raptor’s sensors and radar . . .

    1. scottlowther Avatar
      scottlowther

      Not the first time I’ve heard that. Since the first time someone might know there’s a Raptor about is when they get lit up, it might be handy to have all the emissions data. But if the F-22 used a Sidewinder, there might not have been any emissions at all. With luck, the only electronics emission from the F-22 was a powerful CB-frequency transmission of “America Fuck Yeah!”

      1. Jeff Wright Avatar
        Jeff Wright

        I think Covid might have been a payload for earlier ones.
        Kill, replace.

        What’s this about it first being called an Aerostar Thunderhead balloon…HBAL617 or N257TH ?