Woo! We’re Number One!

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Humanity, that is. In terms of our ability to scare the crap out of African wildlife.

Fear of the human “super predator” pervades the South African savanna

In short: cameras and speakers were set up near watering holes and a wide range of sounds, including lions and other predators, were played. Animals got the hell out of Dodge when the heard humans at a much greater rate than any other sound.

As a whole (n = 4,238 independent trials), wildlife were twice as likely to run (p < 0.001) and abandoned waterholes in 40% faster time (p < 0.001) in response to humans than to lions (or hunting sounds). Fully 95% of species ran more from humans than lions (significantly in giraffes, leopards, hyenas, zebras, kudu, warthog, and impala) or abandoned waterholes faster (significantly in rhinoceroses and elephants). Our results greatly strengthen the growing experimental evidence that wildlife worldwide fear the human “super predator” far more than other predators

Yay, I guess?

The “sounds of humans” turn out to be simple recorded conversations, male and female, in several languages. Not shouting, not angry, just “hey, how ya doin’” level chitchat. Rhinos and elephant just “nope” on out of there; other animals freak and dash. In contrast, lion sounds caused elephants to *attack* the speakers.

Yeah, I’m not sure I feel all that great about being the most terrifying thing on the planet.

4 responses to “Woo! We’re Number One!”

  1. John W Nowak Avatar
    John W Nowak

    I suspect this is all for the best, though.

    1. scottlowther Avatar
      scottlowther

      Oh, no doubt. Those critters have had a quarter million years to come to know what happens when humans show up, and have learned to react accordignly. Other critters were complacent. Thus when the proto-Native-Americans showed up, the North & South American megafauna became fossils.

  2. Petrock Avatar
    Petrock

    Filthy Monkies! You have earned a juicebox and a Ba na na,

  3. Jeff Wright Avatar
    Jeff Wright

    This just another attempt by Greens to guilt us back into the caves.

    Outside of a couple of car plants and Airbus, MSFC is about all that is good here.

    You know what living close to nature looks like?

    It’s called Alabama…it ain’t that great.

    Funniest line in the latest Indiana Jones movie?

    https://www.reddit.com/r/indianajones/comments/14xurgk/if_someone_could_find_a_gif_of_one_line_from_dial/?rdt=55812

    I didn’t think is was possible to laugh at the same time as biting a hole through a lip…