I can’t tell if this is some sort of skit

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Step one: shill for surgically implanted microchips with all your important electronic data… keys, credit cards, etc.

 

@3milialau

😳THE FUTURE IS HERE!!! #DigitalID #RFIDchip#cashless #NFCimplant #cyborgnation

♬ Heart on my sleeve the wizard remix – 🪄🧙‍♂️ 🔮

Step 2: Uh-oh…

@3milialau

🤬THEY CAN DO THIS TO YOU TOO!! #DigitalID #SVB #NFCIMPLANT #MICROCHIP #cyborg #AI

♬ Paris – Else

 

Step 3: Ruh-roh…

 

@3milialau

😔I CAN’T FIGHT THIS ALONE!! #pleasehelp #digitalID #AI #NFCImplant #conspiracy

♬ Suspense, horror, piano and music box – takaya

 

Who could have imagined that depending on a single electronic device linked to systems not under your direct control could lead to serious problems?

 

Thing is, it’s *too* perfect of a story. Is it true, or is it fiction? Dunno. But I suspect satire.