Must-have coffee table

Fortunate is the man who has this coffee table. Fabulously wealthy is he if he has a woman who looks at that table and thinks “that’s awesome, I picked the right guy.”

 

It’s a spectacular piece, and I kinda really want one. However… before I’d plunk down money I don’t have for this sort of thing, I’d demand some improvements. From a distance it looks great, but in the closeup shots you can see the pretty strong layer lines. This appears to have been filament-printed, and little effort seems to have been made to smooth out a lot of it. But as a prototype, it’s fantastic.

 

It’s also interesting to point out that with 6 years worth of Star Trek to choose from, the stuff people *really* seem to like, to the point they’ll spend time, money and effort on, is the TOS and TNG stuff. A similar coffee table using the 1701D bridge? I can definitely see it. Ops from DS9? Meh. Bridges of NX-01 or Voyager? *Maaaaybe.* Kelvinverse Enterprise bridge? Unlikely. STD or SNW bridges? Literally no.

A lot of that is because the TOS and TNG designs were brilliant, while the later ones have been kinda bleh. But also, TOS and TNG are beloved. The shows themselves inspire interest in the designs. nuTrek inspire little more than dismay and fatigue.

I’d be interested to see a kickstarter for a production run of these, with the layer issues dealt with. Pretty sure it’d be far beyond my means, but I’d wish ’em well.

3 responses to “Must-have coffee table”

  1. Dom Avatar
    Dom

    This may be the most ingenious non musk inspired creation I’ve seen in years

  2. Madoc Pope Avatar
    Madoc Pope

    Nicely done!

  3. Ed Bailey Avatar
    Ed Bailey

    The first place I noticed the 3D printing striations was on the wall in the closeup of the builder’s plate next to the turbolift. Why on earth would you 3D print a flat wall? You can score and snap hundreds of them from sheet styrene in the time it takes to 3D print just one!

    I’d put a lip under the edge of the glass, too, to prevent spilled drinks from dripping on the model.